Sly Hoax  

There’s a handful of double entendre sprinkled throughout this one.

Under normal circumstances, my eyes would be glued to the lady… but that dude has mad skill with that one leg.

I live in a strange house… it was previously owned by a bunch of twenty somethings that did drugs and had different occupations that lent themselves to the development of this house. When I bought the house, the garage went straight through to the back yard- it had a door on each side. I guess the one guy worked on cars. Another of the residents worked in a rock quarry, and our kitchen and bathrooms were floored in ugly flagstone. It wasn’t waxed properly, so it always looked dirty. The front yard had a bunch of no longer functional outdoor lighting that was wired using thin speaker wire. Oh yeah, and there was the secret mystery room.. I wrote about that one earlier. You’ll have to search this blog to find out about that one.