Crazy Day of Ridiculousnessness no comments
I just had the weirdest, most fucked-up day.
I had a fake check scammer try to send me a fake check. I told him to go ahead and send it… to the police station. Only, I didn’t tell him about the police station part, but that’s the address I gave him. Hope he has fun.
I was selling a thing at the local convenience store, and while I’m showing the thing to my customer, this guy walks up and says he’ll give me a gram of meth for it. I tell him I’m not interested, and to go away. He mumbles something about looking suspicious and goes away. I sell the thing and go to my truck… and a guy asks if I have any more tools to sell… says he has pounds of weed. I tell him no thanks… that was really F-ing weird, but it gets stranger…
I go home and start walking across the street, and I see the two guys who were offering my drugs, walking towards me. they tell me they were just kidding… but I don’t know if I believe them. I told them they got me good.
This isn’t the end.
A Fedex truck hit my truck while it was parked in the street. They’re going to take care of the dammage, but it’s just the icing on the cake of an otherwise weird-ass day.
There were other odd/weird/sucky things that happened, but these are the highlights. For example, an old lady said that she thought my friend and I were gay. WTF! just wow… it was a whole day of crazy shit like this, just nonstop.
Sick! no comments
Oh my god I got so sick! I think it was the maraschino cherries soaked in moonshine that did it. I was spewing liquids from both ends all day! I’ve never had a more miserable 24 hours in my life.