Scatmanson

I never knew that Charles Manson was such an animated speaker, or such an awesome dancer. This is sure to replace the "jesus walks" in your dancefloor repertoire.

So today, I decided to take some of my old junk and put it up for consignment. The auction that I went to has some gouge-tastic rates, but I gave them my junk anyway.

I Heart Videos

It's fairly obvious that I like funny videos. But I also have a more mature, scientific side to me. That's right- when I'm not on the internet or xbox, I watch the Discovery channel and History channel. So when I heard about this site that contains free videos about how the human heart works, I was interested. Here's a video about Atrial Fibrillation to get you started. The science side has me intrigued, but the health side makes me nervous. It's a combination that makes me more wired than a cup of coffee.

Mad Monday

Has the morning commute got your panties in a bunch? Is road rage getting the best of you? Take it out on your computer like a good lemming. Play Mad Monday! Want a high score? Just drive on the sidewalk. Yay.

Speaking of mad monday, I had a mad wednesday. I went to an auction, bought a box of crazy books, sold some of them, and now I'm left with the left-overs. They're army training manuals. I'm not sure if I should sell them on ebay, incinerate them, or call the army.

Personal Loans Don't Suck

Seriously... people who can't control their borrowing habits give loans a bad name, but let me tell you why Personal Loans are totally awesome. When I bought my first newer computer (around the year 2000), I took out a loan to pay for it. If I hadn't bought that computer, this blog wouldn't exist. See- loans are awesome. Just make sure that you can afford the payments. Bad Credit Loans aren't so bad either, but I really don't have a story to go with that one.

Chad Vader Shoplifting Training Video

I used to shoplift. But then I got greedy and tried to take the entire store- walls and all. Oh, I had the building up on wheels alright, but I found that making a quick getaway with an entire building in tow is not so easy. Then this freak in a storm trooper outfit beat me up.

Double Fail: Balloon Release Edition

Those poor orphans. They can't even get a decent balloon release. Oh sure, there were balloons, and they were eventually released. But that minor success only leads to the ultimate demise of their precious pink balloons.